Why are vets so expensive? (More like why should... →
Texts from my brother
Bro: I bought twenty dollars worth of lottery tickets.
Me: You lying.
Bro: I swear, Niggas in Paris #MegaMillions
Me: I'm done talking to you.
Bro: SHE TAKE MY MOOONEEEY! WHEN I'M IN NEEEE-EEEED!
Me: Done. (phone rings)
Bro: (singing) YEEEAAAAAH, SHE'S A TRIFLIN! FRIEND INDEEEED!
Bro: (hangs up, and texts me back) I'm gonna buy a record label and a KFC.
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if i were a gypsy, if i were a legionnaire: NOT... →
alysiasache: Friends, Fam, Folks, Daltonism is the scientific term for color blindness. Though it now only refers to a particular kind of color blindness, the condition was originally named after John Dalton, an English chemist who wrote the first scientific paper on the subject. As many of you know, racial…
drcorneliussmith: i only hope my child has this much character. perfect
i-like-pigeons: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.